Specialized, How Rude!
Hey Friends! Davey Oil, here.
This morning I tweeted about being mad at Specialized.
This time, I was mad at Specialized because some of their ads were plastered on one of G&O's boarded-up storefronts, the entrance to the service garage that we were getting ready to surprise you with when the explosion required that we relocate. Last time I looked, some nice strangers had taken it upon themselves to paint a cute, colorful mural of some jigsaw puzzle pieces on the plywood there. Many of the boarded up and damaged storefronts in Greenwood have been similarly decorated. It is nice! And that was now totally covered by the posters. That's rude.
The offending ad included, in a large font, the message, "BETTER BIKES COME FROM BETTER BIKE SHOPS."
That's the only part that I could read from across the street, and since G&O has been closed for almost a month due to the Greenwood Explosion, at first I assumed that this wheatpaste job was somehow a message to us. Crazy, I know. That's how your mind works when all you can think about is this one bad night your neighborhood had. When I got closer, I realized that the posters were actually an ad for Specialized Bikes, including a fairly sexist ad for a sporty, pink commuter number, titled, "the Significant Other."
Tom from the Seattle Bike Blog did his reporter thing and got a few embarrassed quotes from a marketing person at Specialized. The guy calls himself "an asshole," which is kind of funny. Tom uncovered that the posters were hung by Poster Giant, a local guerrilla marketing team which has made a lot of friends by putting advertisements in places that people wish they wouldn't, and then being jerks about it.
Later in the day, a reporter from King 5, (on the teevee!) asked me to do an interview about this heinous crime. I loooooove being interviewed, and the shop could use the press, but that's a bit much. "Mildly angry guy does not like posters." doesn't sound like news to me.
I tweeted later in the day that G&O assumes that Specialized and Poster Giant had made another dumb mistake, and that we do not think it was an intentional insult. Because we don't. That would be crazy and paranoid. Specialized does not know where the back entrance to G&O is, and Poster Giant doesn't care!
Nobody has retweeted that one. I get that. Being angry is more interesting than calming down.
Still, Tom's headline, "Specialized apologizes for 'better bike shop' ad on wreckage of Greenwood bike shop" is not really correct. Specialized has not apologized. No one from Specialized or Poster Giant has reached out or contacted us. I would appreciate it if they did.
What do you think?